I appologize

I am sorry, but I may be unable to continue the project. I have been unable to get into contact with the translator I have been working with for over a month, and my personal life has become rather busy. For now you can consider the project dropped, I may continue it, or if someone picks it up, another project some time in the future.

1st Construction: Dig there Doggy! Teaser!!

Someone asked for a little teaser, to prove truck-san didn’t get me, well here it is. I’ll still be busy, but since I am almost done with my projects I might be able to get something done this week. It is surprisingly tiring to translate J>E even when your just doing the editing. Things should speed up a bit when summer comes, but no promises.

(note that the following is currently unedited, except for whatever Blue could make sense of himself)

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When the light falls and my field of vision returns, I stood on the boundary between a forest and a grassland.

 

「Yosh, Now it seems like I have finally come here.」

 

Incidentally, at the time earlier when there was a swing and a miss, it seems to have been around for two hours. It’s the pinnacle of stupidity.

 

「And so, should I speak, or build a dungeon first?」

 

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Day or 2 late

Hey, I was planning to post a chapter by today, but my computer decided to delete its start up stuff yesterday. Luckily, while I had to fresh install, all the chapters are in google drive. Unluckily this means that I couldn’t edit them till 5 minutes ago. I’ll try to get the chapter done by tomorrow or the day after at the latest.

Prologue 3: Negotiation

Sorry for the delay, this one was quiet complicated to get right, and I am still not sure if I got some parts correct. If anyone spots anything please let me know and I’ll do my best to fix it =)

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「Wh-why?」

 

The Bijin-San who cried that came questioning.

 

「No, when told “It’s a one way trip and that you can’t return”, what person would say, “Okay~!”? For now, sit down. I understand your objective, but for now the details are too unclear.」

 

Being sent off on a one way trip, without being told the details or purpose, if there are those who would accept that, please teach them some sense.

Those kinds of people in manga or Light Novels, or those that, in this world, are in despair, I am not one of those.

Ah! and there were also people who were, in the story, the type who gets fooled when told the purpose but not the details, so let’s be careful.

 

「Y-yes, that is so, first, let us get to know each other. Since I’ve forgotten to introduce myself, my name is Luna.」

 

No, no one asked for your name.

 

「Bust 91, Waist 58, Hips 85. On Earth I have been called various names such as Athena and Freyja」

(ENote: these measurements are in cm I believe, at the very least I think it’s in the metric system)

(TLNote: I hope they are. For all mankind’s sake.)

Such outrageous information came out suddenly. Her three sizes and the other half of the line… Well, I can’t quite see that.

Now I understand, or rather it was obvious, when such a goddess is transmitted to this world, she will definitely become confused. Though, that possibility is a bit of a stretch.

 

「Hmm? Are you fascinated by me? It can’t be helped. Since I have been called the goddess of beauty after all.」

(TLNote: Personally, I’m wondering how she got to be known as Athena. Athena is the goddess of just war and wisdom after all, two qualities this Bijin has yet to display.)

(ENote: well freyja is known for love, sex, beauty, fertility, gold, war, and death so maybe she was mistaken because of the war part?)

「No, that kind of thing is not really important, but what was that part about managing a dungeon?」

 

For now, since it’s annoying, let’s cut to the chase.

Incidentally, this self proclaimed goddess, Luna’s, appearance is a semi long blonde cut, and her eyes are a heterochromatic blue and red.

She seems to be a foreigner, and about 170cm tall. I don’t know the foreign average, but that’ rather average for a Japanese person.

 

「Hey you! That’s not cute at all, understand?! I’ll be sending you to the other world no matter what anyways. Whether you hear me out or not, the result will still be the same!」

「Well, my main purpose here was to talk for a bit.」

 

「What the hell!」

 

This woman….

 

And, after over half an hour, she finished explaining.

 

Here it is, the brief summary.

 

Purpose: To maintain the balance of Energy (Energy is also called Magic Power) of the otherworld, Aurora, by maintaining a dungeon.

(ENote: I think アウロラ Aurora makes more since then アロウリト Arourito, so I’ll change it to that.)

 

The Reason: By circulating Magic Power throughout Aurora to create the environment, and adding the third frame of law called magic to the natural laws, the current Aurora has too much magic in certain places. In short, with monsters and homunculi, (The promise of many races) the entire world’s environment is getting worse, similar to what is known here as ‘Global Warming’.

At this rate the civilization that centers around magic will disintegrate and creatures that rely on magic will disappear. Well, that’s a few thousand years away though.

 

Primary Solution: Because the gods do not want the world to be destroyed, the gods decided to manage a dungeon! Called a dungeon, you create a feeding ground to recover magic. In short, this dungeon would be similar to the games with heroes, demon lords, other types of unintelligent life, even wild demons.

 

Primary Solution Results: ‘Hey wait, I’m pretty sure this isn’t my stuff.’ However, was different. This first strategy is the natives, in short, it was delegated to Aurora’s intelligent life. However, Aurora’s civilization isn’t even close to the european middle ages, so the dungeon leaves much to be desired, and before you could say Dungeons and Dragons the caretakers went berserk and were defeated, and they had to apologize for trying to take over the world.

 

Secondary Solution: Here’s where I come in. In short, because leaving things to idiots just ruins everything, if it was a smart person it would turn out fine, yes? However in Aurora, most people are idiots……. or it seems like it. ‘So let’s grab someone from another world!’ At least, that’s the gist of it.

 

And so it was planned. One by one, Luna (the goddess) judged people unworthy. ‘Geez, I can’t use most people’ thought Luna.

 

「If it’s only temporary then it should be good, but gods can’t just stay in one place until the end of the world. Just like you have moved from the place you call home many times.」

 

So that’s the reason, I have completely become interested in the scale of the problem.

Speaking from the standpoint of a human who keeps a dog or a cat that you don’t have a need for or want for company, it would be overly exhausting, because of the constant maintenance needed to take care of them.

 

「What you guys call almighty gods are real, but tend to be hikikomori. However, because they still work really hard there’s no impact if they stay holed up in their rooms.」

 

They exist? Almighty gods like that?

 

「In that world the framework of depending on gods is there however, it’s deteriorating… In all honesty this is a natural occurrence, in Aurora Magic Beasts and Spirits make up the framework. The limited functionality is the best however overall the personality is poor.」

 

Ahh, it seems that wherever you go it’s always the same. So this is the level of a World Management Company.

 

「To be honest, this Earth’s Japan’s knowledge and culture is more than Aurora’s upper gods.」

 

Oufu… Aurora’s gods are just the worst.

However, I have agreed to the job now. Especially, since sending the usual protagonists who despair of the world in light novels, manga and movies, does not help solve anything.

However, there is one question. If I do take the job, eventually I will have to be replaced in 100 years or so, no?

 

「Ah, I forgot to say it, but you’ll be eternally young. You can’t become sick and then die. but you won’t be immortal, since it often turns into people running rampant. Also, by coming along you won’t have to work as much.」

 

Aah, I see now. In conclusion I manage a dungeon, but if I go berserk, then a hero  will come along to take care of me.

 

「I think I just about understand, but why can’t I return?」

「You understand this world’s affairs, right? if Earth and the underdeveloped, magic possessing Aurora are connected, what do you think will happen?」

「Aah, now that you say it, it would be better if Aurora was not swallowed by earth. However, is magic really that weak of a thing?」

「No, over here they’d be similar to nuclear weapons, but from there the citizens of earth would quickly catch up with interstellar flight and other things that could be created with magic. However, the most important thing is that the culture level is….」

「I see now. I’ve already said that I want to keep the Magic Civilization of Aurora, so it would be better if the science culture of Earth didn’t mix in.」

「That is so. Or rather, certainly the Earth’s side would first analyze the magic and take it.」

 

「Well then, what if I go to Aurora and change their culture with Japan’s?」

 

This is the strangest thing. If I go and become immortal, the culture of Earth’s japan will definitely influence the culture of Aurora.

 

「What are you saying? This accepting Japanese Culture? How do you intend to go over there, get the other side to accept Japanese culture and raise the Japanese flag? 」

「Certainly. That’s would be difficult, if it isn’t done on a global scale it’ll certainly be wiped out by others, but when I succeed and encourage the development of Aurora’s Culture, it’ll be on an acceptable scale.」

「That’s how it is. And finally, the reason for managing a public dungeon is made clear. If Japanese culture can rub off onto Aurora’s it would be good. If it’s impossible, it wouldn’t effect anything anyways.」

 

(ENote:)

That’s unreasonable. The thought of earth is on more than one collective level.

People view Evil beasts as a thing that must absolutely be destroyed.

If the existence of such an enemy world was confirmed, people would definitely call for sacrifice.

No matter how you think of it, it’s tyrannical.

(ENote: This paragraph confuses me too much. If anyone has a better Idea of what it’s saying please tell me)

 

「Now you understand various things. The best way to manage the circulatory organ of mana, called a Dungeon, is efficiency.」

「OK, I’ve pretty much understood what you have to say. However, what will happen to my situation? Will I be forgotten by my family? AH!? Wait a second, if I’m in the same body on the other side, I won’t be able to dig a dungeon.」

 

Because, to be frank, if I were to go missing, my family would have to give up on me, and then there is the fact that I will cause my Seniors, Juniors, and suppliers at my workplace a lot of trouble due to having to replace me suddenly.

 

「Family and work related…. In short, it will be made to be as if there was no friendship. And  we’ll be slowly removing you from the world, so it’ll be okay. And you won’t be digging the dungeon with your physical power, you’ll be using skills/magic. Because, as expected of our side’s magic, other than the travel to and from earth, the possible range of applications is huge.」

 

Hou…. a large amount of applications….

 

「if it’s the RX-7A, “That’s bad! What do you mean one year War?”」

(gundam reference I believe)

 

Che- Why do you know this world’s Anime?

 

「If that’s not good enough then the SCV-70 White Base, “In a company’s war that hurts your country?”」

(Another gundam reference)

 

She even played our games?

 

「Well, in order to help you get the dungeon started we’ll allow you to get one cheat.And once the dungeon succeeds I’ll give you a reward, such as using mail order forms so you can receive access to goods from this world.」

 

Eeh? So, if I wanted to I could ride a MS or an AC? Seriously?

Now I’m excited, but what if I don’t receive this cheat? Suddenly I hope I can be pardoned from going to my death.

 

「What about firearms, can I get those? Or even things like Personal Identification, things that the holder doesn’t use.」

「Nope! Only stuff for efficient Dungeon management. Do you know what happens if you use the OOPArts taken from the other world here?」(OOPArts= Out of place artifacts)

「Overconfidence and such things, world balance would also collapse, however is it okay if I just use for self defense?」

「The answer is no. Earth specific things, such as weapons, that move civilization forward is prohibited in the first place. Just learn how to manage the dungeon normally. So is there anything else you’d like to request?」

「You’re completely crushing all my ideas here, saying whatever you want… But it can’t be helped. Give me a ring of instant death avoidance that simultaneously returns me to a safe location.」

 

「Hmm? is that all? Only instant death avoidance? Is it okay that it won’t work if you die from blood loss or taking a sufficient injury?」

「In that case, add an immediate recovery option as well.」

「I can’t use that. I can’t make you immortal. Aah, but if the dungeon management goes well i think about it.」

 

Che, it became harder than I expected. A cheat that will make me unable to die is futile, huh? Then…

 

「I understand. Then, I want an item that guarantees the safety of the beings that become my friends or subordinates, without limits.」

「Ensuring the safety? I see, I see. It could be a handy tool depending on how you use it. This is in the acceptable range. OK, it’s good to go.」

 

Yosh, I managed to do it more or less. Since it doesn’t make one immortal, and it’s only use isn’t just ensuring safety, that use is…

 

「Negotiations went a bit roughly, but I guess that’s just fine. Now I just need to adjust you to Aurora.」

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Delay

Hey all. Blue has been busy with class and a few other things so there may not be a chapter this weekend, but there should be one by next weekend. Luckily there is some good news. Blue made a Japanese friend, so the accuracy of his translations should go up in time =)

In regards to…

Ok, so basically here is the thing. I have got one guy who says I have taken his project that he picked up because of something or other from novel updates forum. There is also another that thinks I should contact the original translator for politeness sake. Here is the thing. The original translator has been gone for pretty much a year now, and the guy who said I took his pickup project hasn’t even posted a single chapter, and the site was made a day AFTER I posted a chapter and 3 days AFTER I announced that I was taking the project on my wordpress. Forum posts don’t count, because unless you actually DO something they are only words.

He has also written on his site accusing me of plagiarism of the translations done by LNAddiction. This is false. Any and all chapters I have done were translated from their raw state from ncode.

And one last thing, the pick up request was not posted by the original translator.

If people give new translators such a hard time on their first project, it’s no wonder there are so few translators actually translating.

I will continue my project, make it to the best quality that I can, and then post it. Even if no one is reading it. I started this mostly because I wanted to read it myself, and since I had to translate it anyways, why not share it? If that’s such a problem for people then you don’t need to read my translations.

Prologue Part 2: But I Refuse!

And here is the second part of the three-part prologue! I don’t know why the author split it into three, but since he did, I decided to follow his format. Once again this was translated by Blue, and edited by me, Kuro! If you see anything I missed feel free to say so! =)

But I Refuse

 

My mundane apartment is suddenly overflowing with light.

 

The intensity is such that it is shining through the window, making shadows that override those cast by the sunlight. But there was no one who seemed to notice.

(Lit. is displacement)

 

「Yosh, now I will go to him!」

 

Saying that, the beauty who cast the light disappeared.

Then all that was left was the sound of the game he had been playing.

(TLNote: stupid inconsistencies in the source text regarding perspective… |:T)

(ENote: don’t worry too much, I think it’s done on purpose)

 

「Well, now that she’s gone, shall I continue playing?」

 

The man who had earlier been gripping his game controller was there.

Eeh, why didn’t you get hit by the light? What kind of stupid things are you saying?

Who would just go along with what someone is doing when they point there palm at you, and then is purposefully hit with some strange light?

What I did is simple, when I am playing games, I am often between the couch and the coffee table. These days, wireless controllers are so convenient. In the past, I always struggled to get enough distance from the TV because of the wired controllers.

But I digress. When that bijin-san (the illegal intruder) came, she first appeared across the table in front of the TV, and I was on the sofa side of the coffee table. Then she stopped me from making a 911 call, then I tried to get farther away from her. That’s when our positions were reversed, and I was on the TV side.

And then light flashed from the Bijin-san’s hand, which I avoided by hiding under the table. At that moment, the universal theory that under the table is the safest spot was proven. Since it could even be effective in an earthquake, this just goes to certify its versatility.

 

I calm down and try to get back to enjoying my holiday.

 

Most people would probably be asking; “why aren’t you running away?”. But think about it for a minute. She was able to suddenly appear in my locked house with some form of psychic power, if I tried to run away, thinking that she wouldn’t be able to catch me, and considering that she seems to have a desire for me specifically, there is no way that she wouldn’t be able to find me.

 

In conclusion, the next time she finds me I will hear her out, and then she’ll have no choice but to accept my refusal.

I should contact the police? Oi, oi, if I were to say “A woman suddenly teleported into my apartment!’ they’ll either think it’s a prank, or lock me in a mental ward.

 

For now, I’ll continue my game, as the clock says it is 12:00pm and one of the shows I enjoy is about to begin.

 

「Food…. should I make some…. or get takeout…?」

 

In an emergency, it is an annoying problem. Having takeout when I am busy (including from a convenience store) is my limit. Currently, it’s a holiday, and in the current Japan, men who can’t cook are few, or at least I think so. I could cook even when I was a student.

And no, I am not including something such as cooking instant ramen in boiling water for 3 minutes.

(TLNote: ohh…. D:)

(what, you can’t cook? =P)

(TLNote: I.. uhh.. er……)

 

Since I live alone, I have to think of material costs and efficiency when shopping or eating out.

But then I remembered something.

 

「Young Man, please eat this!」

 

(ENote: When an older person calls a younger man, onii-chan, it is the equivalent of saying young man in a friendly/close manner)

(TLNote: gotcha)

 

The old lady in the apartment next to me brings me preserved pickles.

 

The pickled vegetables that this old lady makes are a wonderful seasoning to me. It’s the most versatile food, you can eat it as is, as a side dish for rice, in Ochazuke, or even as a bar snack with sake!!

 

Pickles alone are unsatisfactory, but there’s no other way to make a side dish as pickles are already decided.

(TLNote: Starts using である, a formal and/or archaic way of speaking.)

 

“Miso Soup, Grilled Salmon, Fried Eggs, Nori.”

 

Such are the foods of Japanese dining tradition. I like Natto in the morning or evening.

And I have rice in the cooker that only needs the switch flipped, and there’s Miso Soup, so Tamago Nori… OK!

 

「I should go buy some salmon」

(TLNote: Someone please explain this to me I am so lost. Is he just doing this while she’s still in the room, or did he already get zapped?)

(ENote: He avoided the zap, but she thought he was and went to where she sent him, and now he is planning what to eat.)

 

Recently, one slice of salmon has been selling at the same price as a whole meal.

All that was left was to grab my wallet, smartphone, and keys, then leave the apartment.

 

「Dang-it, there was a buy 2 deal today so I got carried away and bought two slices instead of one!」

(TLNote: changed ‘Chi’ to ‘Shit’ to better reflect the culture that the text is being ported to.)

(ENote: I like to use dang-it personally =) it doesn’t have any other meanings =) )

 

In front of my apartment, I stared at the bag with annoyance. I had also bought green onion and other spice related things…

Yes, one slice of salmon was an overwhelmingly better deal than two slices. Buy two, get 10% off the original price was the story. This time, what I had aimed for was 80% off.

At this rate, I’ll just have to eat the two slices. I can either call the old lady if I’m worried I can’t eat two, or just enter the house.

 

「Impossible, you avoided it… How?」

 

In front of me in an erect posture stood the intruder from before.

 

In conclusion, there is no possible way for me to run.

 

And then the woman from before turns her hand over this way.

 

「This time you will not escape!」

 

Right, this time I have no possible way of escaping.

 

「I want to eat so please move from there, have you had lunch?」

「Uh, no I haven’t had lunch…」

「Perfect, what I bought is mostly cheap, but I’ll hear you out so please eat with me.」

 

Saying so, I headed to the kitchen.

 

「Hey, you can just sit down on that sofa over there.」

「Oh, okay.」

 

The woman calmly sat down on the sofa.

When I take the unexpected route, most humans have a delayed reaction, and this sometimes prevents good judgment.

Well, if she is a human that is.

 

And then after the meal….

 

「Thank you for the meal! Ah~ did you make the pickles yourself?」

「No, those were made by the old lady next door. They’re great, right?」

「They were very delicious! They were definitely pickled for many years to get this flavor.」

「Yup. Have some tea.」

「Oh, thanks!」

 

After sipping tea, (which was still hot)…. now, let’s get to the main topic.

 

「Now, I promised to hear you out.」

 

Whether she was a scary illegal intruder Bijin-san, a monster, or a goddess, it would seem I would have to change the honorifics I’m using.

 

「Ah yes! I forgot!」

 

…This person…

 

「For you to hear the story, you won’t even need to move, so I’ll explain here.」

 

Then what was the point of her location changing beam of light?

 

「Fufu, it would seem you’ve given up. Good, I’ll talk now.」

 

She’s completely looking down on me. As expected, I’m not even a bug to her.

 

She’s standing up with her hand on her hip and pointing at me with no care for politeness.

 

「You’re going to go to another world, manage a Dungeon, and take on the role of maintaining that world’s balance!!」

 

Even hearing these words I was not upset, as it was roughly as I expected it to be. This must be what people mean when the say ‘Talking to an Evildoer of the hand does no harm’.

And she carries on.

(TLNote: I have no idea how to explain this better. It’s one of those things where the Japanese have a word for it because they’re more philosophical and English doesn’t because reasons.)

(ENote: I have to agree with you, it is some form of idiom.)

 

「You won’t be able to come back to this world, however you will be able to have one wish, including bringing an object from this world!」

 

And let’s stop this here.

 

「But I refuse!」

 

Who would throw away their current life?

 

「Huuuuuuh?」

 

A surprised voice sounds. However, no matter where you are, there is no one who can resist the element of surprise.

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Prologue Part 1: I Refuse!

Here is Kuro Translations first chapter! Translated by Blue and edited by Kuro! Please let us know if you find any mistakes or think a sentence would be better written in another manner, we are welcome to constructive criticism!

I Refuse

I don’t really have any complaints about the current Japan.

 

Nor do I have a reason to work in a sweatshop.

(TLNote: it literally says ‘I have no reason such as the workplace being black.’)

(ENote: Black company I think is what you mean. It is the japanese term for a sweatshop so I changed it to the current, does it match what you understand?)

 

There’s no way I would have a wife or daughter.

 

However, those things aren’t all there is to life.

(TLNote: Literally, ‘However, this world is not transient’)

(ENote: I think that’s a good interpretation there)

 

I watch TV, play new games, read novels in the bath, and eat rice daily. I am also a former student who doesn’t really want to go back to his student life.

(ENote: there a reason to specify ‘new’ games? Also if my memory is correct Gohan can mean both food and rice, correct? Something I remember from dragonball =P)

 

Although there are many opinions on this point, such as “Student life was better!”, which is a popular one.

 

But if you think about it, was student life really that free?

 

Being chased by academics, always being tight on cash, and don’t even think about asking one’s parents for money.

 

Aah, sorry to all those who are still relying on their parents. I wasn’t particularly saying that parents were a hindrance.

 

Living without the support from my parents, that was fun. I got the experience called living.

 

I guess what I want to say is,

 

I’m satisfied with the way things are.

 

That’s why, when people come to visit my apartment, I can confidently say,

 

“I don’t have any interest in things like religion, and you’re intruding into my home.”

 

Roughly,everyone is the same, right? I don’t really want to be a newcomer in a religious cult. Rather, I’m the type of guy that joins his parents’ religion.

Well, I am sorry to say I am not interested and attempt to close the door.

(TLNote: This paragraph makes no sense, specificially: わざわざ自分で新手の新興宗教探して入るとかなかなかないだろ。気が付いたら親にその宗教にいれられてたーってやつ。

ま、そんな感じでお断りを入れてドアを閉じようとするが。)

 

“W-Wait! Would you please hear me out!?”

(ENote: I think hear me out works better here)

 

As I heard this, a hand entered between the door frame and the door. I can’t help but think ‘please stop already’!

Even though I could slam the door despite her hand being there, unfortunately, I am incapable of being such a demon.

 

So, with no choice, I open the door again.

 

“Are you not interested in managing a dungeon? If you accept now, it comes with the goddess’ blessings and support!”

(TLNote: After jumping in suddenly, I didn’t expect to be assailed with such a pleasant surprise. I may actually enjoy this.)

(ENote: Glad your having fun =) )

 

A blonde beauty wearing a suit quickly said in a loud voice, in this situation who else would do this?

Saying, “It was love at first sight!” or something like that, and allow her into their home in ten thousand steps.

(TLNote: please help. why is there ten thousand steps.)

(ENote: let’s keep it as is for now, a commenter might know, but I think it’s an idiom)

Or rather, not ten thousand steps, but something synonymous.

 

I’m not religious, for those who think that, please hear me out! Suddenly, I am regretting thinking as my lower head dictated.

(TLNote: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

(ENote: that should be easier to understand now =P)

 

Okay, I can’t allow myself to be put at a disadvantage, for now my saying “I’ll hear you out” is their goal. After all, when you hear the details, even those that say, “I have no interest in management!” turn around and say “it’s okay, I shall support you!!” and after a long period of time, they will be buried in work.

(TLNote: lit. become a quagmire)

(ENote: due to the context I believe buried in work will do)

 

In this case, words such as ‘I have work now,’ or ‘there is urgent business’ will only serve to make things worse and give the opponent more ammo.

As such, I took the chance to open the door, saying, [I heard you wrong]. By the way, my usual protocol is to close the door, and turn off the intercom.

Well, everyone has their own ways of saying ‘No’ I guess.

 

And to the beauty who put her hand in the doorway, I’m not of high enough quality for such a woman. And whatever drama, light novel, or manga you found that says quality doesn’t matter, I’m not capable of raising that kind of flag.

 

[Could you please remove your hand from the doorway? It’s not safe for your hand to be there.]

 

I open the door a bit (this is important), and wait for her to release her hand and step back.

And then I shut the door.

 

“Huh? Huuh? Huuuuh?”

(TLNote: GET REKT)

(ENote: =P)

 

I then disable the intercom and turn up the music of my game.

 

Hmm? I’m a demon? The people who say that can waste their time listening carefully to all the fraudulent scams they want.

To the people who say, ‘this place is always noisy, what do i do?’ don’t worry, reality is ruthless. Call the police and it’ll be over.

 

And the beauty seems to have given up when the door was closed, without making too much of a fuss.

Let us celebrate by lowering the volume of the game.

 

“Don’t fuck with me!”

 

Suddenly the beauty appeared, blocking my view of the screen.

And the game I was playing was a real-time action RPG with no time to pause.

Aaand instant death in the middle of a boss fight. I shift her out of the way to see my character in the middle of a final judgement.

(TLNote; GET REKT, REVENGE)

 

…..My poor heart…..

 

[The one who is fucking around is you!]

 

I game character was going to die. But I was still calm. I pick up my smartphone, dial 110, and… connected!

 

[Hello, is this the police? There’s someone I don’t know in my house, yes, my address is….]

[Wait! No, please don’t, it’s a misunderstanding!]

 

The beauty, finally realizing what was happening turned off the call with a swift flick of her hand.

 

[There’s no way this is a misunderstanding, you’re definitely trespassing.]

 

Once again, I call 110…. and it was disrupted.

 

[This guy is tough… well, if it’s come to this…]

 

If I say something rash, or rather, even the usual kind of talking. I have the confidence to say that the japanese public is not told about 90% of the snooping that the government does on us.

 

And so, the beauty finally removes her hand.

 

[I’ll explain over there!]

 

And then light began to converge on me…

 

(ENote: BTW I didn’t know what Bijin meant, but it sounds like what anime characters say when someone is beautiful so i replaced it with beauty. I am done editing, what do you think? did I do a decent job?)

(TLNote: Bijin literally means ‘Beautiful Woman’, so I’ll respect your call on that. Otherwise, I think that you did a pretty good job! I’ll look forward to working with you in the future.)

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Welcome

Welcome, to the start of Kuro Translations! I am Kuro, and I will be the editor of the translation project. Blue is the name of the translator who will be sending me the chapters he translates for editing and then posting on the site. Currently, there is no set schedule, but we will be posting as time allows.

The novel that will be translated is Hisshou Dungeon Unei Houhou. I am aware that there are currently 8 translated chapters out there, but I have decided since the TL went AWOL to start from the beginning so the quality is consistent.